Uri Gellar:
I've got an in-built, maybe magnetic, natural, animal-magnetic navigation system.
For many years I've been drawn to the number 11...it's got power. Every time I look at a clock, it's 11:11. This has plagued me for years. And then September 11th happened, and then I found out that the name George W. Bush has 11 letters in it. And Colin Powell's name has 11 letters. And that Afghanistan has 11 letters. And Harry Potter has 11 letters, too!
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.