Oh! the romance of the piano super stars!

My Favorite Pianist Sviatoslav Richter plays Chopin Ballade 4 ending:


The very cute Ivo Pogorelich Plays Ravel's Ondine (Gaspard de la Nuit):


Maurizio Pollini plays Stockhausen X:


Martha Argerich plays Prokofiev Piano Sonata No.7 1st mov.

Koko Speaks!

An actual message from Koko the signing guerilla:


Koko Says:
Nipple.
That red pink. Hurry good.
Pink. Good. That red. XXX XXX. Black. There hurry.
Kisses. Lips lipstick.
Lips fake candy give-me. Pink this. Pink this pink.
Koko-love eat ... sip.
Candy give-me.
Hear lip.
Fine nipple. Give-me. Lip apply-lip lipstick. Think XXX.
Birthday... Food smokes.
Hear come.
Huff.
Lips hurry good give-me.
Penny gives treat.
This This...stink. This.
That fine eat know give-me. Eat. Obnoxious.
Sleep lie-down. This (indicating red scrunchie) red red hurry.
Good sip give-me.
Toilet down kiss* good go hurry. Fine don't-know red-bad.
Love no.
Browse drink polite nipple there hurry.
Mouth give-me this nipple. Candy hurry...candy.

Happy New Year!

The big ball drop:

Amy Sedaris stars as "Paulie the Penis"

Uri Gellar:
I've got an in-built, maybe magnetic, natural, animal-magnetic navigation system.
For many years I've been drawn to the number 11...it's got power. Every time I look at a clock, it's 11:11. This has plagued me for years. And then September 11th happened, and then I found out that the name George W. Bush has 11 letters in it. And Colin Powell's name has 11 letters. And that Afghanistan has 11 letters. And Harry Potter has 11 letters, too!
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

Give me a glass of water and a couple of lesbians.

2 clips from ZARDOZ!! 1974

Zardoz says the penis is evil

Married life with Sean Connery:

Don't make me look at the mountains, Susana. The mountains look like big teeth.

What grad school did to me

Superstar

Welcome to "The Brotherhood of Satan"

Scary "Precious Moments" Park

Inspired by Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel in Rome, Precious Moments artist and creator, Samuel J. Butcher, designed and constructed the Precious Moments Chapel as his way of sharing the joy of his faith with the world, and it has become his crowning work. The Chapel is so much more than just a building, touching the lives of those who enter its doors with a sense of peace, hope, and promise since it opened in 1989.

Sam used his beautiful and innocent Precious Moments messengers to bring well known and loved stories from the Bible to life in dozens of murals – all hand-painted by Sam himself. From the story of creation to the promise of the resurrection, the Chapel tour guide takes guests through the many stories of God’s love for us.

The art on the east side of the Chapel depicts the Bible’s Old Testament stories; while New Testament stories are shown on the west side. The mural “Hallelujah Square” celebrates the lives of real children whose lives ended too soon, but whose stories continue to bring a message of love, hope and peace. All of the murals combine to cover nearly 5,000 square feet – truly a breathtaking sight.

The Precious Moments Chapel is open year around with the exception of Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day.

An angel does not make love, an angel *is* love.

Will "THE BIG ONE" hit this year?

Ouijaboy's TOP 10 of 2006

1. YouTube – Sad it got bought
2. Democrats step up – we licked Bush!
3. Decoding of Neanderthal DNA
4. 1,000’s of people taking to the streets of LA – La Revolucion!!
5. Julius Eastman’s Unjust Malaise – 3 CD box
6. The 880 vintage XXX polaroids I found on craig’s list – a surreal parade of orifices
7. John Mark Karr’s 1st class meal scandal on the flight from Thailand and the whole media resurrection of Jon Bennet
8. Pharell – love him
9. The kale at Café M de Chaya – I swear its crack
10. Horror films from Asia – Best ghosts ever

OK! Last one.....

yoko

Ono Performs Cut Piece at Carnegie Hall in 1965

Fly (1970)

ONE (1966)